I get progressively uglier throughout the day
"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"
are they drinking detergent
Things that should be under $20:
• plane tickets
• concert tickets
These parents are doing Facebook right.
the tamagotchi one gets me every single time
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
we’ve spent 7 weeks in a photoshop class at school and this is all my friend has to show for it
Time well spent.
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
"You’re a dork"
"I fucking hate you"
"shut up nerd"