Joanne, eighteen :)
Second star to the right & straight on 'till morning.
I love this so much
this my new favourite picture.
omfg i miss this show so much, there are rumours going round that there will be a Friends Reunion, this better be true
please let it be true.
aww love them
(Source: andeverytearsawaterfall)
Reasons why I make a horrible friend:
- I can’t accept compliments
- I feel awkward giving compliments
- I worry about everything
- I’m a moody bitch
- If you don’t text me randomly I get paranoid
- I will be convinced that you hate me
- I will be certain that you’re going to leave
- Sometimes I say things and they sound totally different in my head
- When that happens you’ll probably get offended.
Reasons why I might not make a horrible friend:
- I’ll buy you candy
i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles”
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this
mom i know u can hear me
wHY
WHY TELL ME
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG
I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK
(Source: tomlinsass)
Sisters are evil
I laughed at this shit for like 5min
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I HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY ONCE I LIKE SOMEONE OR THING I LITERALLY DO NOT SHUT UP OR STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM ITS REALLY EMBARRASSING BUT IM TOO BLINDED BY MY INFATUATION TO CARE
(Source: imhaunted)
I took a 7 week coast to coast road trip after being laid off from Boeing. I didn’t have a camper but realized that being able to pull off the road at a rest or truck stop was the way to go to make the trip affordable. With a few sheets of 1/2” plywood and misc. hardware this is what I came up with. The effort was well worth the time and materials.
THIS is what I’ve been wanting to do for so long. I’m saving this for future reference. Who wants to go on an adventure?
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.i think about this almost everyday.
(Source: feistily)
my mating call is a sigh and the sound of me tripping over my own feet
MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
